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Shouldn't find this funny but I can't help it...

Unprepared bureaucrat surveying Yellowstone manages to lose his companions, his horse and all his equipment, his hair, 70% of his bodyweight, half his arse, and most of his clothing...

As well as setting two forest fires by accident, and burning his hand by stumbling into a fire; hallucinating his friends giving him advice....

He was found by a bounty hunter, who then never got paid for finding him, because the bounty was to find his dead body, not the "barely alive" Everts...

Yet this chap went on to live to his eighties, and at the age of 73 married a young woman fifty years his junior!

They don't mek em like that no more! :0
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Chris563

  1 month ago
He did have bad luck setting two fires by accident and burning his hand. Reply
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g2714572

  1 month ago
Shows you his time wasn't up , lord he was a lucky being really Christine , though it sure doesnt sound it on paper :) Reply
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Brucie

  1 month ago
Oh boy! Reply
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trevjohn

  1 month ago
It isn't difficult to get lost in dense forest given a very cloudy sky so no good navigation aids, assuming the mossy side of trees wasn't obvious... Thistle roots aren't very nutritious then - and yet so defensive a plant ! Reply
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spartan3002

  1 month ago
This needs to be made into a film Christine - starring Jim Carrey lol ! Reply
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Mark_W

  1 month ago
Doh! Reply
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