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maree2017

  22 months ago

Sunday Jokes/Puns
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It's another day. And it's hard to get through. Struggling to feed children or provide resources for them. We need a little love and happiness in our lives to keep going. Here are some jokes to hopefully make you smile, something many of us haven't done in a long time.

1. What grows older and shrinks and gets younger and grows?
A candle

2. What takes on any shape and size but never weighs a single gram?
A shadow

3. My cat has been a cat-astrophe this week.
What ? Cat got your tongue ? Feeling better meow?. Hey, just kitten !. It's purffectly fine to be not feline fine. Well furst of all, I should stop these kitten puns and move on to the next joke before you explode.

4. What follows you every second of the day but never goes ahead of you?
Footprints

5. What goes through a red light, stops at a orange light and slows down at a green light ?
A drunk idiot ( I know that made no sense )

Thanks for reading. Have a good day y'all.
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KT051

  22 months ago
Thanks for sharing, hope you have a lovely weekend.
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braunhi1

  22 months ago
Good ones. Have a great week.
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CILLY0

  22 months ago
Have a great week.
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Mazda626

  22 months ago
Niice
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WoodyP

  22 months ago
Thanks Maree, have a good week and I love the pic - all cats would agree.
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achatterjee4

  22 months ago
Nice joke.
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pagalu

  22 months ago
Fun.
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Yvonner1994

  22 months ago
Excellent picture.... have a great day yourself.
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swingoffakable

  22 months ago
wonderful
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achatterjee4

  22 months ago
Very good to watch.
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