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Andyinblunderland

  1 month ago

Bull gives villagers the bum rush.

Afternoon all, an itchy bull knocked out the power of 800 homes in South Larnarkshire this week. 4 year old Ron apparently was trying to scratch his bum on an electricity pole when he knocked down a transformer knocking the power of 3 nearby villages out. Itchy Ron had a lucky escape through as the 11,000 volt shock in his field managed to miss him as it fell to the ground. The villagers got an escape from the constant news and press briefings flooding the TV and media on Covid-19. The transformer turned into a VW Beetle and trudged away very slowly from the scene. Do you have an itch to scratch? I am here to listen have a great day all and next time you have a power cut you can scratch your head or bum and wonder how that might have happened.
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Ed777

  1 month ago
He looks so cute! Reply
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g2714572

  1 month ago
They say if you v a itchy ar++ Andy your going to get a surprise .!.....he sure got one did itchy bummed Ron least he lived ...
Tis great wee story that x
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rosemary-charles

  1 month ago
Thats a great story hun no I dont have an itch at the min Reply
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Andyinblunderland

  1 month ago
Afternoon Steve the alternate was do wa diddly lol. Have a great day. Reply
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spartan3002

  1 month ago
What a daft thing to do Ron Ron ! Great story Andy , all the best mate . Reply
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alansday

  1 month ago
Great story Andy. Unfortunately it's been quite a while since my itch was scratched! Reply
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TheOldDragonsPaul

  1 month ago
Well done to the Blunderland Kid in finding this rather clever means of avoiding watching the depressing TV news !
It certainly gave me cause to have a muffled titter !!
Have yourself a great afternoon/evening and take care to avoid any bum steers !
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rags10101961

  1 month ago
Hi you mean he was shaking his booty.xxx. Reply
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SimonGUK

  1 month ago
I hope the itch got dealt with before the sparks flew. :-) Reply
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Mark_W

  1 month ago
It looks like Doris! Reply
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