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Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the bulb has to really WANT to change.
A2: None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.

Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of 'real men' around to do it.

Q: How many 'Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: 'Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark (guess the women are screwed).

Q: How many government workers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. Eighteen to stand around, one to change the bulb, and another to supervise.

Q: How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.

Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb.

Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.

Q: How many country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change the bulb, another to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they only screw the poor.

Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to refer an installation specialist, and another to bill it all to Medicare.

Q: How many college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it too.

Q: How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

I personally believe that a woman has a choice and should be able to choose but if she has a habit of having abortions then something should be done about that, maybe ordered by the court to have a IUB. There are so many women out there who can't have children and yet you have so many having abortions like there going out of fashion. On the other hand, how would anyone feel if they were forced to continue a pregnancy they didn;t want and to give birth (no easy job)?. On the one hand i believe women should have a choice and on the other hand i belive there should be a limit.

As a woman I would like to come back as a man and maybe I might understand them or failing that I would come back as a tortoise as they hibernate in winter. Def keep the heating bills down.

wanted to know what things really bug you some of the things that bug me is being next in line to be served but having to wait about 15min at the person at the till decides to have a long chat with the customer despite the fact they have finished serving them and when people say they will call you at certain time and still havnt called hours later or when you wait in for someone and they dont turn up

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often."
- Oliver Herford

"A wife of 40 should be like money You should be able to change her for two of 20"- Anon

"She tells enough white lies to ice a cake"
- Dorothy Parker

"She's got such a narrow mind, when she walks fast her earrings bang together."
- John Cantu

"My wife asked what it would take to make her look good I said "About a mile" "
- Anon

"She not only kept her lovely figure, she's added so much to it."
- Bob Fosse

"Some women are BLONDE on their Mother's side, some from their Father's side - she is from Peroxide."
- Anon

"She has discovered the secret of perpetual middle age."
- Oscar Levant talking about Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Her voice sounded like an eagle being goosed."
- Ralph Novak on Yoko Ono

"Brassy, brazen witch on a mortgaged broomstick, a steamroller with cleats."
- Walter Kerr on Ethel Merman