Certainly not Andrew Sachs. The guy has more talent and dignity than anyone in the situation. Personally, had this been my granddaughter, I would have introduced the pair to my base ball bat. The BBC executives who alowed this recorded drivel to be broadcast, however, are a different matter.

Brand and Ross are, in my opinion, overpaid fould mouthed and untalented. Previous comments from both should have brought censure, but nothing was done. Ross was the reason I stopped watching "They think it's all over..." His constant sexual overtones and innuendos became far too much.

Georgina Baillie, however, will almost certainly profit from this sorry debacle. One wonders whether or not she was party to this beforehand, especially since seeing her website, and hearing about her group the "Satanic Sluts".

And, as Max Clifford is now involved, I can't see the story going away. Whilst I have no sympathy for Ross or Brand, I hope Mr Sachs can recocile himself to the fact that his offspring is about to make a lot of money from the situation.