Mayo definately, i have it with everything. Just wanted to see if everyone is as craven as me when it comes to mayo!

It absolutely has to be brown sauce. None of this ketchup or chip sauce, yuk!! Brown sauce all the way, and for something extra special, and then maybe, just maybe, make it HP with a little salt and vinegar. This all depends on it being chippy chips... if it’s at home then honestly it could be a different answer! Would it make a difference the sauce you use if the chips were from a Chip shop, or made at home? Answers on a postcard!

People say that animals give unconditional love, but that's mainly because their owners are their sole source of food, shelter, affection, etc. There is no more rewarding relationship than that between a parent and a child. Despite the inevitable conflict, it's a more rounded relationship and you can't have a sensible conversation with a dog!

Definitely pets! I love children, but what I love even more is giving them back to the parents at the end of the day. Such a nice feeling! Don’t get me wrong, I love kids, but pets have to be better for me, because they give loads back and don’t need constant attention! I’m not always there, and children are a much huger commitment. And I’m not quite sure the world is ready for a wee Steve just yet!! Maybe in the future.