I think i would love to be Mary Poppins. She is just so organised and so happy all the time. She has a clear view of what needs to be done, in what order and she brings joy and laughter into everything she does. My handbag is a little like hers at the moment and my husband swears that one day I will pull that hatstand from it. She seems such a loving and friendly character and always sees the positive side of everything. I would definitely like to be like her.

I would be Ron Jeremy as a DR of medicine specialising in human behaviour

I found an intruder in my back garden and my first instinct was to scream. Then I got angry and threw two cans of baked beans at him and hit him on the side of his face. The police said i shouldnt have done this.What woud you have done.

Ask him what he's doing.
If attacked I would kick his ass.