Do you know any jokes

Just bought a 42inch Plasma for £50. The volume button is missing but I couldn't turn it down at that price! An alternative joke is: Gordon Brown.

What's got 90 balls and makes women sweat?
Bingo. (message says my answer has to be at least 20 words so here's another)

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Is probably screwed in too tight anyway.

I used to but i forgot them i remember one: why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Yes Labour Party, Conservative Party, Liberal Democrats Party , Green Party.and Best of all the ministers in the houses of parliament

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pikey couple are walking out of the divorce court, the wife is crying her heart out, Husband says "for gods sake stop crying, youre still my sister"

what do u call a man with a spade in his head ............. dug! and with out a spade in his head ...dugless

No not much good at remembering any jokes, it is a shame as I would like to be able to remember some.

to irish men come to England on looking in the shop window it stetes coats £10 trousers £5 and shirts £3 paddy says th shemus " here look at this lets buy the entire shop, "" shamus says dont tell them were irish they dont like us, so in his fake british acceny he asks the shop owner for his entire stock, shop keeper says are you two irish, how did you know that, paddy asks coz its a bloody dry cleaners