Hi everyone...why DID that chicken cross the road??? ......................................OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
GRANDPA:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?
DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?

Seen her cocodoo on the other side looking at the other chickens?

We al have our little beauty secrets but what is it that you find attractive when you first meet a person? is it their physical attributes; the way they dress or talk? I find that people with open, honest faces and ready smiles are always the ones i want to be friends with.

Goodness in the eyes, kind heart, funny nature and ability to make me smile, good size of lips (thin lipped people are in general mean), nice genuine smile and being humble. Let's not forget a sexy body or feeling that person is hot in the right moments.

What do you think of piercings? Those huge earlobe hole ones that you see always make me want to laugh - i feel almost uncontrollable urges to stick pencils/sticks through the holes. And when tongue piercings make a noise against people's teeth it makes me feel sick. I can't help but think about all the 'getting caught up in stuff' accidents that could occur. For example when my friend first had her nipple pierced she kept forgetting and catching it in the shower when using a scrunchie, ouch!!

I like the ones on special body parts (mens parts)....They feel ohhh sooo goood. My self I don't have even my ears pierced! That's funny huh?