The Health Visitor told me a messy house is a happy house and she would worry if my house was pristine (which it never is!). Is she barmy!?!?

No she is not barmy beleave it or not these early days will turn in to months and then years and before you know it they leave home.My main message is enjoy your time with your babies while you can it soon passes you don't want the only memory of your child to be you hoovering or worn out do you play and have fun,sleep when they do and get your partner to help with the chores.My youngest is 15 I played most of the time with him but I still look back sometimes and feel guilty for not having enough time for him.

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It's only when ur head starts talkin, that u know what your heart really thinks

Are you embarrassed by you passport photograph? How come every time I have my passport photograph taken I look really terrible in fact I would go as far as saying I look just like a criminal. Every single time my passport has always been an embarrassment to me and I know it will be again for a further ten years.I simply cringe when I have to show it to anybody as I am sure it looks nothing like me. does anybody else have the same problem as myself?